Bout Dat

I'm relatively sure that at this stage anyone looking at this already knows a bit about me, so I won't get into drawn out intros about myself. I will, however, reveal my wonderful outlook on romance! Now I'm not going to even slightly pretend to know all the ins and outs of those enchantingly enigmatic creatures called women, I've just been fortunate in my endeavors and am eager to pass along any insights to my fellow man-

As we enter the twilight of summer, the brisk season heralds a somber time of layered clothing and school, two of the biggest proponents of cock-blockery. At the same time, the latter does provide the blessing of a virtually limitless selection of opportunities with which to find yourself in the company of an attractive young lady, and therein lies the first challenge: Making a connection. Contrary to popular belief the first step is not the hardest, breaking the ice is relatively easy compared to step number 2. Breaking the ice is straightforward and without interpretation or confusion, you interact and it's done; case closed. Step 2 is making it known you are interested in a successful manner. Being able to talk to girls is rarely where things go awry, hell lots of guys with horrible/nonexistent luck romantically have tons of female friends and may even feel more comfortable talking with women as opposed to men. The key dilemma lies in stepping up to the plate, which for every man can go differently. Now there's no surefire way to guarantee you get it across that you're into a girl without saying blatantly "I'm into you" (and sometimes that works) so a lot is left up to implications and suggestions, which are traditionally not strong points in most men. 

In almost all cases the best approach is a general mix of strategy and improvisation. The key is of course not to end up rambling like an idiot or just stuck on some script you worked out, however, the one thing I've learned is that each woman is her own individually mind numbing snowflake. It's not even that what works for some doesn't work for another, even within the same girl what worked on Tues may not work on Fri, and because of this the best strategy advice i could ever give is "be attentive". Any girl you have a shot with at all will give you some kind of insight as to what makes them tick, use that at your earliest convenience to set the tone. By default most women have men at a constant disadvantage in the dating game of cat and mouse, the sooner you get the ball in your court the better. 

Oh yeah, and I drew some shit-