If you are fortunate enough to live in an area that has actual seasons then now must be a very exciting time; the days are getting longer, the air feeling warmer, the birds are chirping, the girls are wearing less! But not all women treat the springtime equally. You may notice at this time the few eager beavers showing far more skin than the weather warrants, easily identifiable in a crowd of jeans and jackets by their short shorts and halter tops. Now where I'm from that kind of outfit is very indicative, meaning that is no accidental wardrobe selection but rather a personality trait. She didn't happen upon a skimpy set shorts, it wasn't laundry day and she ran out of full shirts, and moths didn't get to all the non revealing clothing in her closet. Nay, that was a choice consciously made during the first day it was slightly warm enough to get away with wearing something that showed off the goods after waiting a long winter to get back on the market. That's right, relationship season is winding down quickly, and the scantily clad females that herald its end are upon us.
As a disclaimer these principles, as founded as they are, do not translate everywhere. For example in Northern England I found it shocking that women would wear summer skirts in the midst of snowstorms, and when almost every girl has a good portion of her ass hanging out I'm left thinking "They can't be sluttily dressed if everyone is doing it... then it just becomes normally dressed, right?" However, that is a place where they boast not just of braving the frozen elements but disregarding their negative effects proudly even to the detriment of their own welfare. The lesson is, know thy surroundings.
Getting back to the harbingers of halter tops, it is of popular opinion that if a girl has dressed looking for a certain type of attention, why not give it to her? Now I'm not saying she's easy or a whore or in any way like you should treat her like less of a person. I am saying that if you are out job hunting, it makes more sense to apply to places that are advertising. Just as some of us men spend a grouchy winter waiting to see the ladies dress in less, some women spend an equally grouchy time waiting to strut their stuff. In the end we're all just people with needs who want a little attention and affection, so if you do happen to see a cutie wearing climate inappropriate clothing, be a friend and say hello.
And as always, I drew some shit-
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